Ode to Leathal, 22/07/23
With teammates born in workhouses
From parents of ill repute
The ROW’s shining exception
Was born in a Hugo Boss suit
When the Trevor began, it was no surprise
To learn Lethal was a lawyer with a career on the rise
But who would have guessed that his daily grind
Involved Elton, Rhianna and the latest rap find
Then a teammate with beer said “hey, did you know”
Pete got promoted, he’s now a CEO
It just goes to show, leaders of different styles
No table thumping here, just an assassin and his smiles
Then one day we awoke to the ROW song
King Charlie’s seen sense and given Leathal a gong
To see Pete once again at the palace would be a sight
“Good god its you again, I’d better make you a Knight”
But we’d all like to think that Pete’s really a Clark Kent
With a double life led, not quite the perfect gent
As Tabloid scandal exposes secret life of glitz
Front page photos, Pete snorting coke off some tits
We Imagine our Pete, through his palace back door
Joining wild music parties, an orgy on the floor
Flying in from LA, seeing Harry his best mate
Now a night in palace corridors, a rumble with Princess Kate
But the truth is he’s solid, loyal to the core
His humour so dry, many stories in his store
But away from the palace, the media and the fame
Pete’s just our great mate who plays a fair game
Yes its cool to have a key to his Majesty’s door
But only the Trevor Trophy can hope to offer more
You know your Trevor buddies will do whatever it takes
For today we are here to raise the honour stakes
So whilst its an honour to have Pete in our midst
Of course The Trevor Trophy has one final twist
And so with bowed heads we can now call him “sire”
Gentlemen I give you The First “Order of the Trevor Empire”